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Replied to your post excuse me thE STAPLE GUN INCIDENT Ah, yes. The staple gun incident. It was back in the early days of Utumno. Things were busy, as you might expect in a company that’s trying to gain ground in an expensive and competitive market.

Everyone worked very hard for long hours and few days off, Melkor included (believe it or not). And you know what they say–work hard, play hard.

Or something like that. Anyway, it was a Friday night. Melkor and Gothmog had worked 12 days straight.

They were a little burnt out, and Melkor decided they needed a break. Now, it was never really clear how they ended up in the design workshop, but there they were, surrounded by expensive and potentially dangerous tools. So what did they do? Had a staple gun fight, obviously. They spent some time running around the workshop, pelting each other with high velocity projectiles, having some harmless fun (their words). Things got a little intense–I know, shocking. But it’s true.

Eventually, Melkor ran out of ammo staples, and he convinced Gothmog to call a truce. So Gothmog, being the nice guy that he is, laid down his gun in good faith and definitely did not shoot Melkor a couple more times for good measure. Either way, the battle was officially over. Now, the succeeding sequence of events remains, to this day, unclear. Gothmog swears Melkor dove for the gun when he laid it down.

Melkor swears Gothmog is just a paranoid shit and imagined ill intent on Melkor’s behalf. Whatever the intent or the instigating actions, one thing is clear: both boys lunged for the gun. Melkor got a hand on it, and Gothmog did not. Melkor pulled the trigger, allegedly accidentally. Was it an accident? Was it a little revenge for the pot shots Gothmog had taken at him?

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Does it really matter his intent? Whatever his thought process, he managed to drive an industrial staple through Gothmog’s index finger.

There was, fortunately, minimal damage done. It didn’t even require stitches. Gothmog went to the emergency room, got it removed, had the wound disinfected, and got a tetanus shot and a round of antibiotics. Melkor bought him dinner in exchange for withholding an admission of guilt. Gothmog managed to convince Melkor to pay him workplace compensation and give him a week off.

Melkor also took the week off, and the two of them dicked around, played video games, and gorged themselves on whatever Gothmog felt like cooking. So, you know, no hard feelings. Still, Gothmog brings it up from time to time when he wants to guilt Melkor into something. It almost never works. YOI Future!Verse ABO AU - 4 Koma Naming the twins “Yuuriare you saying you don’t like my kids’ names??” “NO NO NO Yuu-chan, the triplets are fine, I justdon’t know if those are the right names for us, you know?” In which naming kids is hard, but sometimes compromise is necessary. IF YOU ARE NEW TO THIS AU: It’s a Yuri!!! On Ice AU, Yuuri-centric with end-game polyamory in an ABO setting, Yuuri gets married to four mates (Victor, Yurio, Phichit, Minami) and they have OC kids.

Please keep ship bashing out of the comments/tags. Don’t like, just skip.

Oh man, you’re basically asking me to spill out my soul. I could go on forever about Korra’s recovery arc as well as Asami in general (hence why it took me FOREVER to respond to this –!!! I’m so sorry ​!!!).

Let’s see where this goes ( warning - word vomit below). Korra’s recovery arc was one of my favourite about the entire series. While it’s amazing to know that Korra and Asami are off living happily together (korrasami forever.